Thursday, July 10, 2008

LGF submerges again after charging batteries on surface.

Exercises off the coast of Iran turned serious yesterday, when LGF forces defeated a volley of Iranian missiles. Knowledge of the photoshop technology behind the Iranian missile program enabled two submarines of the LGF Navy to knock down the incoming missiles. Simultaneously with the LGF forces' "Exercise Mahdi Gras", the Iranians mounted exercise "Step III: Great Prophet!."

Knowledgeable sources say that it is unusual for a pair of aging attack boats from the wrong side of the Iron Curtain to knock down any number of missiles, much less an entire PR blitz' worth. However, Seaman Beaumont said that as soon as he saw the missiles following a "magic lasso" profile, he knew exactly what to do: "I just fact-checked their asses. Suddenly, Poof! No more missiles."