Hamsters Overheat, Nation Paralyzed

Charles dropped in to give an explanation for the sudden disappearance of LGF today:

"Something's wrong with the LGF web server -- we're working on it. It's overheating, which means it probably blew a fan..."

Predicted resuscitation time: a coupla hours, give or take.

Meanwhile, most of the editorial newsrooms at Fox, Reuters, CBS and the Washington Post are left completely flummoxed, as their primary source for "tips" is mysteriously absent.

Will this evening's news broadcasts be cancelled?