At Yale, I Are a Art Stoont

Thanks to IowaHawk, here's the MP3 of "You CAN be an Art Student, at Yale!"

IF...

Your red scarf matches your eyes,
You close cover before striking,
Your father had the ship-fitter blues and
Loving you has made me bananas!

Graphic: One of Yale's famed 'artistes' bringing up 'art' for display.